16 signs

First you had trouble getting out of bed



You had a stiff neck


You washed your hair and couldn't do a thing with it


You felt like you had a hangover and you weren't even drinking last night



Your new diet really doesn't seem to be working out


You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise


Your new hat looked better on you at the store


You keep losing things



You feel like you're always in the wrong place at the wrong time



The boss chewed you out at work



You got caught in the rain at lunchtime



Then the lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you



You feel trapped



Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime



On top of that you think you're coming down with the flu


And finally, you're alone in the house at night when you think you hear a noise in the basement