A friend of mine on Myspace sent me this and I thought y'all might enjoy the humor. I laughed so hard I cried. It's hilarious. Have fun reading it!
Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs', and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to old friends right away there will be fewer people laughing in the world.