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PostSubject: robber   Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:52 am

One day this religious lady was home alone when someone broke in. She didn't know what to do so she decide to quote scripture. She hollered out, 'Acts 2:38'. Next thing she heard was the robber pleading for her not to hurt him and to call the police to have them come and take him off to jail. When the police got there they said, 'Lady we don't know what you did, however you definitly did something right. We been after this guy for month now.' Robber look at the police and said that she said
"She had an axe and 2 - 38's.'


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ironic: Acts 2:38 Peter said, 'Repent and be baptized, everyone of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit.
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PostSubject: Re: robber   Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:21 am

Ha!!!!!! Power of the Lord so moves in mysterious ways, don't he?
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PostSubject: Re: robber   Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:10 pm

  YES, YES HE DOES.   AMEN AND AMEN
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