> YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
> >
> > A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by
> > a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and
> > goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing
> > in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
> >
> > 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00
> > in the morning!'
> > He slams the door and returns to bed.
> >
> > 'Who was that?' asked his wife.
> >
> > 'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he
> > answers.
> >
> > 'Did you help him?' she asks.
> >
> > 'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and
> > it is pouring rain out there!'
> >
> > 'Well, you have a short memory,' says his
> > wife. 'Can't you remember about three months ago
> > when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I
> > think you should help him, and you should be ashamed
> > of yourself!'
> >
> > The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and
> > goes out into the pounding rain.
> >
> > He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you
> > still there?'
> >
> > 'Yes,' comes back the answer.
> >
> > 'Do you still need a push?' calls out the
> > husband.
> >
> > 'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.
> >
> > 'Where are you?' asks the husband.
> >
> > 'Over here on the swing,' replied the drunk.