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PostSubject: elephant   Fri May 23, 2008 7:43 pm

Jake is five years old and learning to read. He points to a
picture in a zoo book and says, "Look, Mama! It's a frickin'
elephant!"

Deep breath... "What did you call it?"

"It's a frickin' elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!"

and so it does... "A f r i c a n Elephant."

Hooked on phonics! Ain't it wonderful?
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