The Prez Orders Breakfast

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast
at the White House.

The attractive young waitress asks Cheney what he
would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of
oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. looks up from his menu and replies with
his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a
quickie this morning?"

''Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How
rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton,"
and then she storms away.

Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers...
"It's pronounced 'quiche.'