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PostSubject: The man's chore list. Too cute!   Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:04 am

This week I am at home & playing house husband. My wife left a list of things I need to do. This is soooooo easy I thought I would share it with you.


1). Make the beds......
What a waste of effort, we're only going to sleep in them again tonight. Forget that.

Scratch one.


2). Pick up dog poop in yard.......
It snowed last night, I don't see any dog poop, kids do you see any dog poop?
Scratch two.


3). Drop your shirts off at the cleaners.......
Duhh I'm on vacation I don't need them.

Scratch three.


This is easy, what's the fuss.

Think I'll go on the computer for a while.


4). Clean out Tupperware cabinet.......
Uhhhh that's a hard one. GOT IT, velcro on the door will keep them closed.

Scratch four.


5). Mop kitchen floor.....
The dog licked up that sugar spill from breakfast, floor looks clean to me.

Scratch five.


Good doggie go play in the yard. She just loves rolling in the snow.


6). Find something fun for the kids to do.....
That tin foil in the microwave thing was kinda fun.

Scratch six.


This is way too easy I'll have lots of time for the computer

7). Vacuum the carpets......
That's a hard one.......
Hey kids wanna have some more FUN.

Scratch seven.


8). Feed kids lunch.....
Hey kids, don't you have a friends house to go too?
YESSSS Scratch eight !!

9). Clean out hallway closet......
Hmmmm another hard one. That's it, take enough out of the closet to close the door. Outta sight outta mind. Hmmmm this other stuff can go under a bed.

Scratch nine.


Boy O Boy am I good, lunch time. Pour some chili into the cracker bag & eat.
Taaa daaa no lunch dishs

10). Do laundry.....
no problem I can do that while I'm on the computer
Scratch ten.


11). Fold laundry.....
dang Ya know I never noticed how many pink things this family actually wears. Gonna have to ask da little lady why she buys me pale pink underwear?? Check this out a cashmere barbie sweater, cool.

Scratch eleven.


12) Put the laundry away....
Baskets in bedrooms work for me.

Scratch twelve.


This is way too easy.
Wonder why women always complain about house work???

13). Water the Christmas tree...
Oop's!... good thing the carpet is absorbent.

Scratch thirteen.


14). Grocery shopping, Buy toilet paper.......
These old newspapers will do, besides, that's recycling & that's good for the earth....
Scratch fourteen.


15). Pick up the kids ......
Yeah right; we're talking about my kids here. Parents will normally pay to drop them back off.

They'll be back. Scratch fifteen.


Wonder who's on the computer. I have plenty of time.


16). Make dinner.....
Easy, "Hello do you deliver ? uhhh double that, Ya know we will need more dinner tomorrow".

Scratch sixteen.


17). Clean out the dog house......
duhh the dog sleeps in our bed, Like that needs to be done.

Scratch seventeen.


WOW all done. Man this is sooooo easy. Still time for some more puter and a nap..... Women must complain about house work just to make us guys think they're working.


Wish I was a chick !
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PostSubject: Re: The man's chore list. Too cute!   Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:04 am

Here's another one for the funny bone. ENJOY!

STRESS MANAGEMENT

Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in the latest psychological journals. The amazing thing is that this one really does work.


1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.



2. Picture yourself with both your hands in the cool running water.



3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.



4. No one knows your secret place.



5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.



6.
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a
cascade of serenity.



7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.




See? It really does work.
You're smiling already
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