The Un- used tool

Getting a hairdryer through customs...>> A Distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest > beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?'>> 'Of course child. What may I do for you?'>> 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my> Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits,> and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry > it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'>> 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'>> 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'>> When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.>> The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'>> 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'>> The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you> have to declare from you r waist to the floor?'>> 'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but> which is, to date, unused.'>> Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'

I was almost expecting something different...but I knew better!