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TaysLadybug
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PostSubject: Communication   Communication Icon_minitimeTue Sep 04, 2007 6:55 pm

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.


One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.


Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English! Now get back to your emails.
I don't know about you sometimes!
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PostSubject: Re: Communication   Communication Icon_minitimeTue Sep 04, 2007 6:55 pm

A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building.


He suddenly notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks, "Why did you three beautiful girls leap out of that building?"

The blond answers in a very weak voice, "We wanted to try out our new maxi-pads, with wings..."
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