Husbands and Wives

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool
when I married you."

She replied, " Yes, dear, but I was in love, and didn't notice."

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A lady placed an ad in the classifieds : "Husband wanted."

The next day she received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've
found a man just like father!"

Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy ?"

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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge, than to
let her keep him.

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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

And the father replied, "Don't know son, I'm still paying."

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Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a
man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad: "That happens in every country, son."

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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was, until I
got married ... and then it was too late."

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A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire,"

"And what was he before you married him?",asked the friend.

The woman replied, "A billionaire."

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life,
thinking they had no faults at all.

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