Subject: Slim Fast
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his
wife
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife
was not
amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment
go
unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his
drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a
little "dust"
cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into
the
bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker, "It's not talcum powder......it's'
Miracle
Grow'
it's time for a new pic here it is ME & THE SFB from KCMO Aug 14th 10 (I was sweaty cause it was sooo hot all night i think i lost about 10 lbs in sweat alone)
copper=penny
the oxygen weilding hyperventlating perv
Get your mind outta the gutter you're steppin on my head... Hee hee
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