Slim fast

Subject: Slim Fast


One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his
wife
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife
was not
amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment
go
unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his

drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a
little "dust"
cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into
the
bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker, "It's not talcum powder......it's'
Miracle
Grow'