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PostSubject: Hallmark Cares   Hallmark Cares Icon_minitimeSat Sep 15, 2007 5:36 pm

Having a bad or know of someone needs a pick-me up? Hallmark Cards just for that special moment...............



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My tire was thumping.

I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!

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Heard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.


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Looking back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"


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Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.


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How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?


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I've always wanted to have

someone to hold,

someone to love.

After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.


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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.


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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

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Congratulations on your promotion.

Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.


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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia! )



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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!



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When we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.



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We have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?



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I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.


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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

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Your friends and I wanted to do

something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

So your daughter's a hooker,

and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

it's really good pay.


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Location : Lake View, AL
Registration date : 2007-08-12

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PostSubject: Re: Hallmark Cares   Hallmark Cares Icon_minitimeSun Sep 16, 2007 5:12 pm

'I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you"

Boy! How many times could I have used this card?
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Location : Arkansas/Or where ever Taylor is im gettin closer lol
Registration date : 2007-08-10

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PostSubject: Re: Hallmark Cares   Hallmark Cares Icon_minitimeWed Sep 19, 2007 11:12 pm

No chit


it's time for a new pic here it is ME & THE SFB from KCMO Aug 14th 10 (I was sweaty cause it was sooo hot all night i think i lost about 10 lbs in sweat alone)
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