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 How Do Customer Service People Keep A Straight Face?

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Taysiah

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PostSubject: How Do Customer Service People Keep A Straight Face?   How Do Customer Service People Keep A Straight Face? Icon_minitimeMon Jun 16, 2008 8:32 pm


>>
>>Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your
>>CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
>>
>>Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
>>
>>Customer: Yeah....
>>
>>Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?
>>
>>Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in
>>the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
>>
>>Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
>>
>>===============
>>
>>Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
>>
>>Customer: A white one...
>>
>>===============
>>
>>Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
>>
>>Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
>>
>>Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
>>
>>Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
>>
>>Customer: No... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet...
>>it's still on my desk... sorry....
>>
>>===============
>>
>>Tech support: Click on the "my computer" icon on the left of
>>the screen.
>>
>>Customer: Your left or my left?
>>
>>===============
>>
>>Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
>>
>>Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
>>
>>Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
>>
>>Customer: Listen, pal -- don't start getting technical on
>>me! I'm not Bill Gates!
>>
>>===============
>>
>>Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print.
>>Every time I try, it says, "Can't find printer." I've even
>>lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor,
>>but the computer still says he can't find it...
>>
>>===============
>>
>>Customer: I have problems printing in red...
>>
>>Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
>>
>>Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
>>
>>===============
>>
>>Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
>>
>>Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the
>>supermarket.
>>
>>===============
>>
>>Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
>>
>>Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged in to the computer?
>>
>>Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
>>
>>Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
>>
>>Customer: OK.
>>
>>Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
>>
>>Customer: Yes.
>>
>>Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is
>>there another keyboard?
>>
>>Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does
>>work.
>>
>>===============
>>
>>Tech support: Your password is the small letter a as in
>>apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
>>
>>Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
>>
>>===============
>>
>>Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
>>
>>Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
>>
>>Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
>>
>>Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
>>
>>Customer: Five stars.
>>
>>===============
>>
>>Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
>>
>>Customer: Netscape.
>>
>>Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
>>
>>Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
>>
>>===============
>>
>>Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a
>>screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the
>>mouse, it disappears.
>>
>>===============
>>
>>Tech support: How may I help you?
>>
>>Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
>>
>>Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
>>
>>Customer: Well, I have the letter "a" in the address, but
>>how do I get the circle around it?
>>
>>===============
>>
>>A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem
>>with her printer.
>>
>>Tech support: Are you running it under Windows?
>>
>>Customer: No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a
>>good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is
>>under a window, and his printer is working fine.
>>
>>===============
>>
>>And last but not least:....
>>
>>Tech support: Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape
>>keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the
>>middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up
>>the Program Manager.
>>
>>Customer: I don't have a P.
>>
>>Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
>>
>>Customer: What do you mean?
>>
>>Tech support: "P" ... on your keyboard, Bob.
>>
>>Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!

>>
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PostSubject: Re: How Do Customer Service People Keep A Straight Face?   How Do Customer Service People Keep A Straight Face? Icon_minitimeTue Jun 17, 2008 6:20 pm

Sweet mercy! *thwaps self*
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PostSubject: Re: How Do Customer Service People Keep A Straight Face?   How Do Customer Service People Keep A Straight Face? Icon_minitimeThu Jun 19, 2008 10:03 pm

and i thought i was an airhead on the computer!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: How Do Customer Service People Keep A Straight Face?   How Do Customer Service People Keep A Straight Face? Icon_minitimeFri Jun 20, 2008 10:11 am

It is encouraging to know we aren't completely without brains, is it not, Mae?
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PostSubject: Re: How Do Customer Service People Keep A Straight Face?   How Do Customer Service People Keep A Straight Face? Icon_minitimeFri Jun 20, 2008 12:08 pm

amen to that
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