I got the biggest kick outta these. Please enjoy the laugh.
WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE :
Actually I'd rather have the money.HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE :
I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE :
Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE :
I must've been given your share.HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE :
Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE :
And your face must turn a few stomachs.HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE :
Okay, get out.HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE :
Why? Are you leaving?HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE :
Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE :
Why? Don't you already have one?HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE :
I've already seen it.HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE :
Hiding from you.HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE :
Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE :
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE :
I'm a female impersonator.HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE :
Do not disturbHE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE :
Sorry, there are no services today.