Possumrider
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Age : 59
Location : Lake View, AL
Registration date : 2007-08-12
 |  Subject: God vs. science  Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:47 am | |
| God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we
don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to
Create. In other words, we can now do what you did in the “beginning”.
“Oh, is that so? Tell me…”, replies God.
“Well”, says the scientist, “we can take dirt and form it into the
likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man.”
“Well, that’s interesting”, says God. “Show me.”
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
“Oh no, no, no…”, interrupts God.
(I love this.)
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“Get your own dirt.” | |
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DreamHrt
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Age : 59
Registration date : 2007-08-06
| | Subject: Re: God vs. science Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:39 am | |
| took me a few to get this but once I did I couldnt stop laughing haahaahaaa | |
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Angie
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Age : 53
Location : Wherever THEY are
Registration date : 2007-08-09
| | Subject: Re: God vs. science Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:19 pm | |
| I love it!! :haha: :haha: | |
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