1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend
Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard
sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your
kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of
your face.
2. Y ou don't care where your spouse goes, just
as long as you don't have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need
fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the
parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
Thoughts for the weekend
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our
life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd
all fall off.
If raising children was going to be easy, it
never would have started with something called labor!
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat
cells live forever.
But Most Of All, Remember !
A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find,
Supportive, Comfortable, and Always Close To Your Heart!
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