Taylor Hicks Finishes Editing His Whomp

posted on Bertha4tay's webblog
I just got back from Lowe’s, where I found out the exciting news about Taylor’s Whomp. They were already busy dusting off the display they set up for it almost two years ago, so it’s a good thing they didn’t take it down. The manager told me that because there’s been a manure shortage these last few years, that they didn’t need that room anyway, so it’s a good thing that Taylor decided to release it before them cows got rid of that constipation they’ve had for so long. Maybe if they see Taylor’s Whomp, that’ll help them, cause my friend down at Shady Oaks said that seeing Taylor perform works better than Metamucil, but I bet them doctors just don’t want anyone to know about it.

I also read in that Boston article about Taylor being at them Ribbon cuttings in the Alabama WalMarts, so the good news just keeps pouring in today. I didn’t even know that he’d planned this tour, but he’s always full of surprises. I bet he’s glad to finally be finished editing that DVD, so that he does have time for things like this. It’s also nice to see how news about him is being reported everywhere. I bet that even his dentist visit made the front page news in every state in the country, and even a few of them overseas ones.

http://bertha4tay.wordpress.com/2008/11/08/taylor-hicks-finishes-editing-his-whomp-then-cuts-ribbons-at-alabama-walmarts/

Bertha=Daughtryarehot one of the biggest chrolls in the Taylor world. She hates Taylor and his fans.

I think her satire is pretty funny though. Repetitive at times, but funny.

I was wondering. And Bertha the Daughtry fan, huh? Wow. Please don't think I'm bashing, but the name makes me think of negative things, and I can't put my finger on why.
~tyg