You know you're way too big of a Taylor Hicks fan when...

You know you're way too big of a Taylor Hicks fan when...

* You tend to shout "SOUL PATROL" at inopportune times, like in the
middle of church. Or sex.

* You're eating off paper plates because you haven't done the dishes
in roughly five weeks.

* You're seriously considering the name "Taylor" for your next
child, dog, or car.

* You know what UTR, TI2TS, and SP stand for.

* You've actually seen pictures of inside Taylor's apartment, and
while you kinda sorta liked looking, you'd never admit it. You
insist it's "creepy" and "stalkerish. "

* You've saved so many pictures of Taylor to your computer that it
freezes in protest.

* You talk about him so much to family and friends that there's no
longer a need for his last name. He's just "Taylor."

* You know what an onion is, and it ain't food.

* You've stared at said onion for longer than you'll admit.

* Your coworkers have staged an intervention, due to your complete
lack of productivity on Wednesday mornings.

* You'll joke all day long about Taylor's goofiness, his little boy
smile, his WOOOs and YEAHs, and his dancing... but you become
fiercly defensive whenever anyone else does the same.

* You've played his CD so many times that nothing's left except the
hole in the middle.

* You're at the boards at all hours of the day and night.

* You're laughing right now.