Proof that words can literally hurt you

This is proof that words can sometimes really hurt you........
Victoria's Secret!

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer
negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range
from
$250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.
Naturally,
he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it
on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea.
It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on,
but
I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500
refund
for myself."

So, she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500 they'd at
least iron it!"

He never heard the shot...

Funeral on Friday, at Noon. Closed coffin.

:eyepop:

Glad you liked it hon